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One skill that can guarantee a successful career is leadership. You may ask yourself. "How cans I be a leader?" Well, Timmy, it's quite simple. There are a few simple steps that will make you stand out as a leader. First of all, start calling everyone Timmy. Remembering people's names is important, so if you call everyone Timmy, you're on the right track. Secondly, dress for the job. Look back on all the great leaders of the world and emulate what they wear. Perhaps a toga is your thing? I for one have an ample supply of Bonito Mussolini costumes in my fridge.
Another important step in becoming a successful leader, is, of course, intimidation. If Timmy looks at you, throw a stapler at him. This way, Timmy knows better AND gets a stapler. Now, this may seem harsh at first, but it's for the best.
Some days, it may hard to get in the proper leadership mood. It is absolutely MANDATORY that you listen to Iron Maiden's The Number Of The Beast immediately upon waking up. This will get you in the mood for ass kicking leadership times and such.
Other helpful hints:
Don't wear underwear. Let those babies hang loose. It'll show everyone that you don't give a fuck.
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Aug 28 2010, 09:28 PM
